LET’S TALK ABOUT pie, yoga, the joy of seeing kids wear costumes because they love them and not because it’s Halloween, ghostwriting*, ad writing**, milkshakes, Florida Georgia Line (I make a good case, promise), scuba diving, decaf lattes, long-term friendship, long-term relationships with people who fly fish, diner breakfasts, girls trips, trips with kids, trips with the one you love, why Dear Sugar was the best column ever written, why Dave Barry is the funniest columnist ever to write, the superiority of ice from Sonic, learning to ski as an adult, learning to play Fortnite as a mother, or what it feels like to be social media free. Basically, anything but politics, please.

*Samples and **portfolio available upon request

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